Don't come knocking

Not being picky, just a few deal breakers I have discovered in the last year and a half.

I will not tolerate any man who is/has:

• Too serious
• Long fingernails
• Unintelligent
• A Clingon - the alien or acts like one
• A "thrust thrice" kind of guy
• Unadventurous 
• Socially inept
• Pretentious
• Ponytails
• Piercings
• Riddled with STDs (last but most certainly not least!)